Chinese Laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :

“USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

“USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:

“I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!”

Giuliani Reaffirms Abortion Rights

Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani on Friday urged conservatives to look past his support for abortion rights, arguing that his divergence on the issue should not disqualify him from being the party’s GOP nominee.

Wanna bet Rudy? One big reason GW was elected and re-elected was his opposition to abortion. The majority of Americans abhor abortion and would favor some restrictions. Candidates on the Left and Right have to appeal to their BASE when running for the nomination. You cannot start out the nomination process in the “middle”. The candidate chosen by the Republicans will be a conservative in ALL aspects.

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